2005-01-13 - 4:02 p.m.

PHHHUMPPPHHH!!! Mr.Grillo's got a schoolbus in his large intesticle tract, or at least it feelses like one. Musta been someone I ate.

Two words: EL NINO, MY ASS. Is that more than two words? PISS OFF!!

Is they anybody left still too fuckin' dumb to understand that SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY SCREWED WITH THE WEATHER? Snow in California? Flash floods and mudslides in California? Hundreds of sinkholes spontaneously erupting in California? TORNADOS in California?

As of yesterdy, the current storm in Los Angeles has dumped 14.5 inches of rain. The norm there is 4 inches PER YEAR. Think about it, tubby.

Oh, I hear you weebles waffling. "Father Grillo", you cry, "how can you see a conspiracy in everything??" Not everything. Just der ones where HUMANS is involved.

This is a document that proposes that the military set a goal to control the weather by 2025. And it ain't from no flaky net-geek page, boy, this is on a goddamn MILITARY WEBSITE. Check it, dog:

http://www.au.af.mil/au/2025/volume3/chap15/v3c15-1.htm