2004-04-14 - 12:34 p.m.

OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN
CONTRACT AWARDING COMMITTEE
PROVINCE OF MEEBLER
ANTARCTICA

Dear freind,

As you reads this, I doesn't want you to feel sorries for me, because, I believe everyone will die somedays.

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and if it might offend you without your prior consent and writing through this channel. I am Herr Doktor Grillo Von Grillo, The Chairman, Contract Awarding Committee of the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF ANTARCTICA. I gotted your informations in a business directory from the Antarctic Chamber of Commerce and Industries when I was a-searchin' fer a reliable, honest and trustworthy person to entrust this fund transfer transaction with. I was simply inshpired and motivated to pick your contact from the many names and lists in the directory.

After discussink my view and your profile with my colleagues,they was very much satisfied and decided to contact you immediately for this great favor we arsks of you, dear slappy, which we hope to be a beneficial mutual business relationship. We wish to transfer the sum of 25 million Spunts into your personal or company`s bank account. The Spunt is the official unit of exchange of the province of Meebler in Southern Antarctica. This fund was a residue of the over invoiced contract bills awarded by us for the supply of ammunitions, hard/soft wares, phamaceauticals, medical items, fudge stripe cookies, light and heavy duty vehicles, prostitutes, butter, soft things, and other administrative logistics etc and things and stuff, well, you know.

This DEAL was deliberately hatched out and carefully protected with all the attendant loop holes sealed off. As the Chairman of S.M.U.R.B., I have der cooperation and mandate of the Financial Director and the Secretary of the Organisation. We arranged and over invoiced the contract funds supplied by different companies from different countries during ze crisis. It was our consensus to seek the assistance of a willing foreigner to provide us with the facilities to transfer this money out of der South Pole. This is borne out of our beleif in the non-stable and sporous political nature of this sub-region.

The original contractors have been duely paid by the (Central Bank of der Antarctic Provinces)through our bankers-Societe Generale Bank. This balance is suspended in the escrow accounts awaiting claims by any foreign company of our choice.We intend to pay out this fund NOW as the organisation is winding up its activities since the aim of returning PEACE to der unstable region has been achieved.

I, Grillo Von Grillo, have been diagnosed with Infectious Orgo, which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only few months to live according to der medical expertys.

My onnly request is that you help to immortalize my name (Grillo) when i am gone by establishing a foundation in my memory after you get this fund transferred to your account.

While I await to hear from you, may God be with you and take away deadly sickness from your life. My wife, Dr.Khushab, before her death deposited her life shavings into this very fund and althought it was her dying wish that the moneys be invested in a sausage factory, Grillo nixed the plan because the smell of sausage factories makes me frighted of airborne prions, and besides, she was obviously out of her mind anyway. Before her death, we were committed to the growth of the church and the propagation of the word, but I can no longer partake in these noble tasks, dear buddy of mine.

Based on the Antarctic laws and ethics of employment,we as civil servants working under this organisation, am not allowed to operate a foreign account. This is the more reason why we needed your assistance to provide an account that can sustain this fund for safe keeping and our future investment with your comprehensive advise,assistance and partnership in your country.

It is however agreed,as the account owner in this deal to allow you 30% of the entire sum as compensation, 65% will be held on trust for us while 5% will be used to defray any incidental charges and cost during the course of the transaction.

This transaction will be successfully concluded within 10 days if you accord us your unalloyed and due cooperation.

As with the case of all organised (sensitive)and conspired DEALS, we solicit for your unreserved confidentiality and utmost secret in this business. There are no risks involved.I awaits your urgent response.

Yours faithfully,

Dr. Grillo Von Grillo, esq.