2004-12-26 - 10:23 p.m.

HAIRY CHRISTMAS FROM GRILLO!!!!!!!!

What did YOU get me for xmas, huh? HUH?

I sent out my crispness list to just about everyone I knows AND YET THE RESPONSE AM LESS THAN OVERWHELMING, MIDGE!!! WHAT"S THE MATTER? LORST YER HOLIDAY SPIRIT??

Just in case it got missing in der mails, here's Grillio's "get" list one mort ime:

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Dear Santy,
This year your humble serpent GRILLO (here) is been an extra spatial good boy so PUT UP WITH THE SCRUP!!! Me wants:

trashbags full of dead fish
a dancin' iguano
Charlton, Gold Key, Whitman and Harvey comics.
toilet paper with my picture
dry roasted udders
An autygraphed pitcher of BLACK TAR FEATHER
DC's Scooter, Binky, Fox & Crow, Bob Hope comics.
more HOLIDAY PEPSI pleeeez!!
fish food
ties with obscene phrases on them
David Letterman's laundry hamper
Necco Wafers
maracas that look like meatballs
Classics Illustrated comics.
some rare RV&OI bootlegs like "Ape Yard '97" or "Plugmold Outtakes"
a case of FRESCA!!!!
photos of apes doin' ape stuff
my old baby clothes
Miss Juniper's Stinkies
a cask of amontillado
someone to tattoo Casper eating bar-b-q ribs on my ass