2004-04-07 - 6:58 p.m.

GNARPHHH!!! HERR DOKTOR VON GRILLO IS PIG-BITIN' MAD!!! Grillo is had it up to HERE (you cain't see ma hand but truss me on this one) with modern psychiotristismtry. It vas bad enuff when they made up a bogus "syndrome" for having a low attention span, and then all the phony "addictions" they coined and suddenly created new markets for peddlin' pillses to peoples who previously was ordinary gamblers and horndogs who didn't even know they was sufferin' from a horrible psychomocogilogicle mental illness.

Well, THIS is the gob-swallowin' LAST STRAW:

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?PhobiaID=1477&SDID=809

THERAPY FOR CLOWN PHOBIA. Yeah. Can you believes this SHITE?? They even have a name for it now: "coulrophobia". And check this out:

http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/coulrophobia.html

"Coulrophobia can severely disrupt normal life, interfering with school, work, or social relationships." what?? Maybe if yer professor is Lou Jacobs, yer boss is Emmett Kelly, and yer girlfriend is Bozo.... Is it just me, or is this the biggest load of festering wombat droppings since the last time der president opened his weaselly face??

You think you is got clown anxiety NOW, buddy boy? JUST YOU FUCKIN' WAIT, ERNIE. GRILLO IS NOT YET BEGUN TO SQUIRT.