2004-01-28 - 11:51 a.m.

Ugh. Snurf.

Vhere ist mine teeths? MOM!!!!!!!

Grillo is been drinkin' his own nog as of late and thinkin' about phosphorus and kittycats and civil rights and battery acid. Grillo is meditatin' on his own greatness. Me is goin' straight up to the top like a exploding space shuttle with "bound for glory" painted on der side. Now that Jeffrey Scott Holland is a big famous artist, me gonna ride his coattails to the pearly gates und hitch my wagon to the stars. Me gonna milk his cash cow till it oozes gooze alover ma shoes.

Why, chust today old Grillo (me, dammit) dusted orf my big fat frappy clown shoes and is ready to do a hot shoe number with a chicken, Bob. Let's get really ARF in 1976!!!! Hoo blop!! MEP!!!

You vill see.